maryjunenotmaryjane:

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

*waves hands helplessly* kelvin





cakeybots:

doncasturbate:

Ruin this text post

superwholock

Love kills, but what if sadness lives?

(Source: doncasperbate)





  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made


legshaving:

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

image

no regrats 





canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40



infiinite3scape:

Just saw my cat fall off the coffee table for no apparent reason. This is why we got a pet.

(Source: infiinite3scape)